Mama’s Broken Heart by Miranda Lambert
Excellent. Very good idea
ya’ll are alcoholics
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
It’s amazing how everyone knows what this is
Quite possibly the best couple in history.
I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
i love how all of tumblr collectively agrees that there are three characters that are pretty much irredeemably evil:
Umbridge, Joffrey, and Hans
like we can sympathize with Loki and heaven knows we love Hannibal
but those three are where we draw the line
The Unholy Trio
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.
"Made ya look!"
I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.
Got me everytime!]
So I got bored and made it transparent
If you don’t have room for Genie on your blog, I can’t love nor follow you
RELEVANT TO THIS BLOG
A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend.
LITERALLY EVERY STRAIGHT BOY NEEDS TO SEE THIS
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
I’m a grown adult laughing at a penis building.
This is it. This is what my life has amounted to.
That’s not a bad thing, I’d be worried if you didn’t find it hilarious!
i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.
LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
I love this show.
he’s beating his meat to Raven’s legs
his shiRT SAYS “FOOD PUN”
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